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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell Television I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Television
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers Television "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) "That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves." (Thomas Jefferson) What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Television
"Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons Television The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Television
"The overman ... Who has organized the chaos of his passions, given style to his character, and become creative. Aware of life's terrors, he affirms life without resentment." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietz Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Television Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Television
Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast Television If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) Television
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Television Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
sea "Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) Character is what you are in the dark.
-- Dwight L. Moody Television
"No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Television Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi Television
Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Television Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Television
"College: two hundred people reading same book. An obvious mistake. Two hundred people can read two hundred books." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
-- Bill Hoest "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) Television The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Television
I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon Television To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Television
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Television I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
-- Gore Vidal English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. Television
