"I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis Travel and Tourism "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov Travel and Tourism
My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot Travel and Tourism It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the same human being.
-- Benjamin Disraeli I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Travel and Tourism
Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the
writing will be just as it should be.
-- Mark Twain Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Travel and Tourism Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind
woman.
-- S. T. Coleridge "It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure on the world." (John Steinbeck Travel and Tourism
Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden "One may sometimes tell a lie, but the grimace that accompanies it tells the truth." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost Travel and Tourism Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Travel and Tourism
"Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Travel and Tourism The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Drugs have done a lot of good. A lot of good songs have been written. 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. 'Dark Side of the Moon?' 100 dead kids. At least that many were conceived by people listening Travel and Tourism
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe Travel and Tourism Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
- Ambrose Bierce Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Travel and Tourism
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 Travel and Tourism "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Travel and Tourism
"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 Travel and Tourism As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan.
-- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Travel and Tourism
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) Travel and Tourism Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl Travel and Tourism
Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux Travel and Tourism Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene Travel and Tourism
"No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, g I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board Travel and Tourism A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age.
-- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II "Our lives are repetitious shams--every single day a simulacrum of the previous day. So for Man, he is out to pepper his daily activities with different things--he's fighting against boredom." (Matth Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain Travel and Tourism
