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Ashton-under-Lyne Credit Union Limited - Offers savings, loans and free life insurance to local residents. Lists business definition, locations and addresses of other credit unions in the area.
Ashton-under-Lyne.com - Information, photographs, history, places to visit, what's on, a message board and links.
Our Lady of Mount Carmel Primary School - Roman Catholic school. Information on policies, news, diary and staff.
Rent With Us.co.uk - Letting agents offering rental property across the North West. Sections for both tenants and landlords.
St.Christopher's RC Primary & Nursery School - Roman Catholic school. Details of admissions policy, OFSTED reports, photos and new buildings.
Stamford High School - Comprehensive school for 11 to 16 year olds. Details of facilities, timetable, events, results, news, sports and Urdu language site.
St James' Primary School - Includes pupils work, movies, external links for gifted children and parents information.
Canon Burrows CE Primary School - Includes contact information, homework, news and children's work.
Air Cadets - 247 (Ashton) Squadron - Basic information about the Air Training Corp and contact details.
4th Ashton under Lyne Boys Brigade Company - Youth organisation. Includes news, forum, band information, games and location map.
Ashton under Lyne Roundtable - Details of meetings, news, events, members area and Christmas Santa float.
Broadband 4 Mossley - Campaign for upgrading the Mossley telephone exchange to allow broadband ISP internet access (ADSL). Includes FAQ.
The Odd Whim Public House - Describes pub, history and licensees.
Steve Marsling Fine Arts - Oil paintings and watercolours. Contains catalogue, art fair dates and contact details.
Technical Assist - Computer services provider, including tuition, networking, upgrades, repairs and internet. Describes services and products.
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Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint. -- Robert Browning The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool. -- Kelvin Throop I Ashton under Lyne Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it pure ignorance? -- Holbrook Jackson "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Hell is paved with good samaritans. -- William M. Holden Ashton under Lyne One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. -- Virginia Woolf "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. -- Will Rogers One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all, give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of sexual Ashton under Lyne I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle. -- Molly Ivins "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) Youth is wasted on the young. -- George Bernard Shaw Ashton under Lyne I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including: * Both of your socks should always be the same color * Or they should at least both be fairly dark -- Dave Barry I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better. -- George Bird Evans "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) As always, victory finds a hundred fathers but defeat is an orphan. -- Count Galeazzo Ciano, The Ciano Diaries Ashton under Lyne By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost a fortune You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or discouraged. Perhaps you will "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) Ashton under Lyne "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves. -- Carl Gustav Jung Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good. -- H.L. Mencken "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. -- Arnold Toynbee Ashton under Lyne We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. 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