There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 Travel and Tourism Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Travel and Tourism
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright Travel and Tourism "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus Travel and Tourism
Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words You can't shake hands with a clenched fist.
-- Indira Gandhi "Even death is unreliable. Instead of zero it may be some ghastly hallucination, such as the square root of minus one." (Samuel Beckett) Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. Travel and Tourism Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about
his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.
-- George Santayana Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Call on God, but row away from the rocks.
-- Indian proverb Travel and Tourism
At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Sir Arthur Eddington (1882 - 1944) Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant Travel and Tourism When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
reall "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) Travel and Tourism
Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Travel and Tourism The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Travel and Tourism
We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Travel and Tourism No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.
-- Mignon McLaughlin "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Travel and Tourism
Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Travel and Tourism Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson Travel and Tourism
Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Travel and Tourism I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken Travel and Tourism
"He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Travel and Tourism Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) Travel and Tourism
If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST Travel and Tourism Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) Travel and Tourism
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot The Church is an organism that grows best in an alien society.
-- C. Stacey Woods Travel and Tourism Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) Travel and Tourism
