Bramhall Village Community Website - A local community website for the area. Contains places to eat out, shops, clubs, societies, webrings and contact details.
Stockport Flowers - Details of the village's The Greenery flower shop with online ordering and enquiry form.
Beauty Foundation - Contact details, opening hours and a list of the beauty treatments offered.
Moss Hey Primary School - Contains a curriculum area, latest news, extra activities, children's pages and out of school clubs.
Bramhall Methodist Church - Details of services, activities, youth work, ecumenical links and brief history.
Bramcote Dentist - Offers details of services and implant courses. Provides a virtual tour, endodontic services, contact and location details.
Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Bramhall Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Bramhall
"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." (Jeff Marder) "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) Bramhall Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Bramhall
"Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman Bramhall If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith Bramhall
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Bramhall A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer Bramhall
"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens My grandfather once told me that there are two kinds of people: those who work and those who
take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was less competition there.
-- INDIRA Bramhall The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Bramhall
"To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw Bramhall "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton Bramhall
Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Bramhall Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Bramhall
"There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way
of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope...and that enables you to laugh at all A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Bramhall Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) Bramhall
During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Bramhall Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and
superior impartiality.
-- Arnold Bennett "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Bramhall
When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Bramhall Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous What's new? Most of my wife. Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Bramhall
"Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger." (Franklin P. Jones) If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero Bramhall In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Bramhall
