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- Irving Kristol Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
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-- Eddie Rickenbacker All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his.
-- Oscar Wilde What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Recreation and Sports
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
- Oscar Wilde In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
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-- Groucho Marx A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West Recreation and Sports "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
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-- Albert Einstein, attributed Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov Recreation and Sports
"The intellect is always fooled by the heart." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over
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-- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
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-- Herman Melville Recreation and Sports Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
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-- Damon Runyan It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Recreation and Sports
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
- Ambrose Bierce Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
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-- Mae West Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Recreation and Sports Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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"Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
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-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson Recreation and Sports Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
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-- Zora Neale Hurston Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Recreation and Sports
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
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-- Stephen Leacock When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
"I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
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-- Thomas Carlyle "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
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-- W. Somerset Maugham Recreation and Sports
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Recreation and Sports When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want,
and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
-- Fred Astaire Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
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I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time Recreation and Sports Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Recreation and Sports
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Recreation and Sports Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken "A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." (Bert Leston Taylor) Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Recreation and Sports
"One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf Recreation and Sports
Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land "The only way to have friends is to be one." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Recreation and Sports Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor "Think off-center." (George Carlin) In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Recreation and Sports
