Dukinfield Old Chapel - Unitarian Chapel. Details of history, services, young people, links and contact information.
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Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.
-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Dukinfield "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. Dukinfield
What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying Dukinfield Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant Dukinfield
"Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf The paradox is really the pathos of intellectual life and just as only great souls are exposed to
passions it is only the great thinker who is exposed to what I call paradoxes, which are . . .
grand If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy Dukinfield "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken Dukinfield
The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Dukinfield People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous This book fills a much-needed gap.
- Moses Hadas in a review Dukinfield
Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein I love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.
-- Jean Cocteau More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Dukinfield If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Dukinfield
No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow Dukinfield I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous "The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Dukinfield
"Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Dukinfield Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Dukinfield
"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Dukinfield There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Dukinfield
Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Dukinfield Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde Dukinfield
"REASONABLE, adj. Accessible to the infection of our own opinions. Hospitable to persuasion, dissuasion and evasion." (Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary) "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor Dukinfield Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson Dukinfield
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers Dukinfield Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Dukinfield
