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If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde Education "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Education
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had
never met defeat he would never have known any great victory.
-- Orison Swett Marden Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Education "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Education
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." (Gary Busey) Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
-- Anon. Education The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot Education
Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Education Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead Education
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West Education Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
-- George Santayana Education
If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Education The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Education
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Realism is a corruption of reality.
-- Wallace Stevens Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Education "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Education
"Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere Education Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Education
In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) Education "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp Education
If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
- Sir Winston Churchill It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh Education Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Education
"Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge Education I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Education
