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Manchester Literacy Centre - Information about current and past literacy projects, contact information and links.
Student City - Student discount information for students. Provides discounts and bargains for everything from shopping, eating out and staying in to clubbing and nightlife.
East Manchester Education Action Zone - Offers news, aims, school zone, technology, after school clubs, links, resources and a message board.
Didsbury Reading Clinic - Teaching children, including those with dyslexia, to read and spell using the Phono-Graphix TM method. Provides a free assessment and initial consultation.
Manchester Academy of English - Language school accredited by the British Council, providing high quality English language tuition in small classes. Provides courses, fees, accommodation, application form and contact details.
The City Pride Information - Lists organisations across Manchester, Salford, Tameside and Trafford offering information, advice and guidance on learning and work to individuals.
Universal Training Centre - Provider of Microsoft Certified Professional course and English as a foreign language course.
Berlitz Manchester - Offers Business English and international language training programmes. Includes programme details, local information, and booking form.
Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you a hundre "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Few things are harder to put up with than a good example. - Mark Twain The bottom line is that (a) people are never perfect, but love can be, (b) that is the one and only way that the mediocre and vile can be transformed, and (c) doing that makes it that. We waste time Education I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street. -- Virginia Woolf A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there. -- Agnes Repplier We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we were sure, stifling it would be an evil still. -- John Stuart Mill Education Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim. -- George Santayana There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and discipline. -- Michel de Montaigne All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind. -- Cindy Crawford, supermodel However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea. -- Tom K. Ryan Education Friends applaud, the Comedy is over. -- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others. -- Tryon Edwards "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Education If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. -- Albert Einstein If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. -- Albert Einstein "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one more letter she'd have to remember. -- Shecky Greene Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. -- George Santayana Education The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one. -- Ellen Hubbard I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. -- David Bissonette "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it. Education Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage. -- Jean Anouilh The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and stupid from "The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) Education Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack. -- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends. -- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Education "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded. -- Yogi Berra Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. -- George Bernard Shaw Education Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all. -- G. K. Chesterton Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. -- Al Gore, U.S. Vice President One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love. -- Sophocles Live truth instead of professing it. -- Elbert Hubbard Give me a museum and I'll fill it. -- Pablo Picasso Education Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. -- Michael Leunig Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend." -- Anonymous "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!" -- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Education There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another to the world. -- Antonio Machado "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. -- Ogden Nash The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do. -- Thomas Jefferson Education "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Education Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture. -- Bertrand Russell I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it. -- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 He who hesitates is a damned fool. - Mae West I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one more letter she'd have to remember. -- Shecky Greene The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz Education When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap. -- Cynthia H You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist. -- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation. --Anon. Education Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art imitates life. -- Oscar Wilde "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness. -- Erica Jong Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read. -- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox. -- Woody Allen Education Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers. -- William Penn "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley Education "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm. -- Calvin Coolidge Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on! -- Rory Bremner I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings. -- Humphrey Bogart to Lauren Bacall, in "The Big Sleep" All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult. -- Anonymous Education "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software. -- Unknown author, Levitating T Education In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is also the m Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser tha Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. -- Susan Ertz Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. -- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it - Henry David Thoreau Education There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent. -- Michel de Montaigne [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said. -- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. -- Sam Kinison Education
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