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"It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) I don't know exactly what democracy is. But we need more of it.
-- Anonymous Chinese Student, during protests in Tianamen Square, Beijing, 1989 The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.
-- Alexandre Dumas fils There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Primary Schools Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Primary Schools
Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison Primary Schools ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) Primary Schools
"Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Primary Schools Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) Primary Schools
"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) Primary Schools "Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Primary Schools
You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan Primary Schools Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Primary Schools
Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
-- Aristotle "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese Primary Schools "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain Primary Schools
The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Primary Schools "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod "What dies if freedom lives? What lives if freedom dies?" (Lindsay Anderson, British filmmaker, from if.... (1968) Primary Schools
Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door
and just visit now and then.
-- Katharine Hepburn "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod Primary Schools I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
-- Henny Youngman I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Primary Schools
Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Primary Schools "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh Primary Schools
We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.
-- Shelley Winters The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
marvelous str If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright Primary Schools It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
love is measured by fullness, not by reception.
-- Harold Loukes "Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) Primary Schools
If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Genius has somewhat of the infantine; But of the childish not a touch or taint.
-- Robert Browning Primary Schools I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje Primary Schools
