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"Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Business and Economy "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland Business and Economy
I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright Business and Economy "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan Business and Economy
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be Business and Economy .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Business and Economy
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Business and Economy Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin Business and Economy
Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs. the social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for
all those whose premature frustrations led them into the sterile alleys of confrontation.
-- Peter We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken Business and Economy I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous Business and Economy
Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Business and Economy "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. Business and Economy
The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Business and Economy "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne "The sickness of our times for me has been just this damn thing that everything has been getting smaller and smaller and less and less important, that the romantic spirit has dried up, that there is n Business and Economy
"Don't let your ego get too close to your position, so that if your position gets shot down, your ego doesn't go with it." (Colin Powell) There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Business and Economy Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) Business and Economy
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten Business and Economy Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright Business and Economy
Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens Business and Economy "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Business and Economy
We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm "I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great Business and Economy When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Business and Economy
