Gatley Private Hire - Private hire, taxis and courier services. Nationwide service only five minutes from Manchester International Airport. Online booking available.
Gatley Primary School - Provides educational resources, contact and location details.
Gatley Net - Local information for Gatley locals, includes history, jokes and games, health and beauty, leisure, shops, services, news and letters.
Gatley Carrs Conservation Group - An area of water, wood and grassland located northwest of the village. Includes map, history and local species list.
Gatley Says No - A campaign group seeking to stop tree felling in the area. Includes news and discussion forum.
Gatley Hall - Details of the history, owners and maps of this c17th property.
"Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Gatley Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words Gatley
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart The promises of maniacs, like those of women, are not safely relied upon.
-- Joseph Heller, God Knows "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) Gatley 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Gatley
"Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Gatley Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Gatley
>From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Gatley There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois Gatley
The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James Gatley "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Gatley
blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) I believe that mink are raised for being turned into fur coats and if we didn't wear fur coats those
little animals would never have been born. So is it better not to have been born or to have lived Gatley Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Gatley
"Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger Gatley "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Gatley
Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin Gatley A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire What does not kill me makes me stronger.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Gatley
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Gatley You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West Gatley
"To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death Gatley Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr Gatley
Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does
not change his mind.
-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Gatley "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu Gatley
