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Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Gorton Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Gorton
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain Gorton Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
-- Dietrich Bonhoeffer Gorton
Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley Gorton "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
-- Gail Godwin "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Gorton
When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Gorton Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r Gorton
He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T "I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence." (Edger Allen Poe) There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois Gorton I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the
really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
-- Mark Twain Gorton
Hell is other people.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman Gorton You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anonymous Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt Gorton
The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder Gorton Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha Gorton
"As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
-- Plutarch "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) Gorton "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) "That's the true sign. If the lover has not yet achieved his prize, his eyes will follow the woman, while she appears indifferent. But once he's gained his goal, it's the woman's eyes that follow him, Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Gorton
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all
over it and put your name at the top.
-- English Professor, Ohio University When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands... but English women only
hope to find in their butlers.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous Gorton It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take
her off his hands.
-- Sacha Guitry Gorton
Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Gorton ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Gorton
"The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to
us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
-- Jeff Raskin Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
-- Robert J. Oppenheimer, citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear
explosion Gorton "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume Gorton
