Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
-- Carl Gustav Jung We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins Arts and Entertainment A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart "Deep down, no one really believes they have a right to live. But this death sentence generally stays tucked away, hidden beneath the difficulty of living. If that difficulty is removed from time to t Arts and Entertainment
The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Arts and Entertainment A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Arts and Entertainment
We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole Arts and Entertainment His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Arts and Entertainment
No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in
love with him first.
-- Cesare Pavese "Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer." (Jack Handey) Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein Arts and Entertainment Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Arts and Entertainment
There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin If your professor wrote it, it's as near to the truth as you ever need to get.
-- John Watson, University of Canterbury "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
Arts and Entertainment Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Arts and Entertainment
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Arts and Entertainment Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Arts and Entertainment
"Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford "If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?" (Vince Lombardi) Arts and Entertainment Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't
take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates...
-- Anonymous Arts and Entertainment
Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Arts and Entertainment Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Arts and Entertainment
The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson Arts and Entertainment Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous "... adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, quoted in his obituary, Time) "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Arts and Entertainment
Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Arts and Entertainment The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Arts and Entertainment
"Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) The first clergyman was the first rascal who met the first fool.
-- Voltaire I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Arts and Entertainment I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Arts and Entertainment
