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People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Heald Green Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) The wise see knowledge and action as one; they see truly.
-- Bhagava Gita Heald Green
For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-
Box.
-- Wil Shriner Heald Green "Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton Heald Green
"Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Heald Green True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin Heald Green
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance
- Oscar Wilde The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Heald Green Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre Heald Green
"Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Heald Green "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) Heald Green
I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name."
-- Mike Binder To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" Heald Green To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of Heald Green
I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great Heald Green "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Heald Green
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words Heald Green Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers Heald Green
Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire "Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts." (Serge Gainsbourg) Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz Heald Green The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Heald Green
CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Heald Green A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) "Beauty awakens the soul to act." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) Heald Green
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Heald Green "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Heald Green
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