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In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. "Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius Fitness If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
disg Fitness
A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken I'm for abolishing and doing away with redundancy.
-- J. Curtis McKay, Wisconsin State Elections Board Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. "It seems to me that almost all our sadnesses are moments of tension, which we feel as paralysis because we no longer hear our astonished emotions living." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poe Fitness Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash Fitness
God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer Fitness I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken Fitness
All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler "The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." (David Russell) "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. Fitness The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
- George Bernard Shaw Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Fitness
Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
-- B.F. Skinner If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb Fitness People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.
-- Albert Einstein "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) Fitness
"Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.
-- Beverly Sills Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
-- Peter Ustinov "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) Fitness If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) Fitness
For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Fitness Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Fitness
Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
-- Samuel Johnson Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar blah "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less.
Rabbi Julius Gordon "In every gathering of thirteen, expect one guest will turn out to be a Judas." (Aleister Crowley) Fitness Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Fitness
"Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Fitness "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) Fitness
Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Fitness We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Fitness
"Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan Fitness Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford Fitness
