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Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
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If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
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Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
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When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
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-- Dave Barry Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism
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-- Winston Churchill 'Tis better to have loved and lost
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Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
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