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-- Ray Bandy Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
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more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
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Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
-- Samuel Butler "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Anything too stupid to be said, is sung.
-- Voltaire When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. Medicine Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Medicine
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and
begin slitting throats.
- Henry Louis Mencken I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife. -- PJ O'Rourke "What a curious phenomenon it is that you can get men to die for the liberty of the world who will not make the little sacrifice that is needed to free themselves from their own individual bondage." You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler Medicine If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The
premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool.
-- Kelvin Throop I Medicine
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
- Buckminster "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Medicine Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud "Commit yourself to quality from day one ... it's better to do nothing at all than to do something badly." (Mark McCormack) The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Medicine
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Medicine "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "One of the things about acting is it allows you to live other people's lives without having to pay the price. I've never been one of those actors who has touted myself as a fascinating human being. I The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
-- Richard Braunstein Medicine
Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Medicine >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me!
-- Henry Ford Medicine
"The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman Medicine Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
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Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
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-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show Medicine There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Art consists of limitation. The most beautiful part of every picture is the frame.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Medicine
Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston "A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Medicine Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is; I only know that people call
me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
-- Rebecca West, Medicine
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.
-- Vince Lombardi The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Medicine Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Remember your dreams.
-- Maryanne Radmacher-Herhey Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Medicine
"Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Medicine Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Medicine
