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and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim Heywood blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and
illiterate sport fishermen.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Heywood
"The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their
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-- Socrates Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch Heywood If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members." (Groucho Marx) You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller Heywood
Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
-- D.H. Lawrence Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly,
what is essential is invisible to the eye.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Heywood In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
-- Bob Perelman I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
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"No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
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-- Di Peatlins Heywood If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
-- Groucho Marx One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
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"The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is "Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
-- ee cummings If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it.
-- Marcus Aurelius Heywood Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen
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The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard Heywood Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Heywood
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm Heywood There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Heywood
A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde Govern a family as you would cook a small fish - very gently.
-- Chinese Proverb The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this
is true.
-- James Branch Cabell, The Silver Stallion It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt Heywood "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Heywood
"To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
-- Charles Evans Hughes Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Heywood We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous Heywood
Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
--Anon. The work of internal government has become the task of controlling the thousands of fifth-rate
men.
-- Henry B. Adams "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Heywood An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Heywood
Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.
-- George Bernard Shaw I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) Heywood Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
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-- Albert Einstein Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more
experiments you make the better. What if they are a little course, and you may get your coat
soiled or torn? Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
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