High Lane Pet Dog Training Club - A full range of classes with descriptions of each level, training hints and a member's photograph page.
High Lane Junior Football Club - Run teams from under 9's to under 16's. Details of results, fixtures, club history and match reports.
High Lane Primary School - Provides work gallery, educational resources, contact and location details.
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-- William Blake Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) High Lane Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin High Lane
You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( High Lane Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein High Lane
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one Youth is wasted on the young.
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-- Mark Twain Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln High Lane
If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
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-- Mary Buckley What's new? Most of my wife. For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
The saddest are these: "It might have been!"
-- John Greenleaf Whittier High Lane
Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous Nobody ever died of laughter.
-- Max Beerbohm For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx High Lane Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw High Lane
When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) High Lane Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso May you never leave your marriage alive. The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham High Lane
The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy High Lane In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
-- Adlai Stevenson Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) High Lane
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Perfection is what American women expect to find in their husbands, but English women only hope to find in their butlers. -- W. Somerset Maugham High Lane What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) High Lane
"A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller High Lane America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
-- Emerson, Ralph Waldo Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous High Lane
The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
-- Robertson Davies Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
-- George Washington "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! High Lane He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 High Lane
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is a frustrating as reading sex manuals without
the software.
-- Arthur C. Clarke Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins High Lane Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson High Lane
