I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
-- Erma Bombeck Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, Hindley A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Hindley
Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw Hindley It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Hindley
He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell Hindley When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of
the workmanship.
-- John Renmerde "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Hindley
"Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France Hindley You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Hindley
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
-- Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, Lazarus Long Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln Hindley I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
exciting to have a real crisis on your hands.
-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Hindley
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
-- Will Rogers, to his niece on seeing the Venus de Milo You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
-- Mark Twain You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Hindley Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Hindley
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Hindley Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau Hindley
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
-- Lily Tomlin The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous Hindley Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte "Experience is the name that everyone gives to their mistakes." (Oscar Wilde) Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-
proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe
is Hindley
"Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Hindley Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous "Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Hindley
Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Hindley Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three
children and no theories.
-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Hindley
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Hindley I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain Hindley
