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Links Embroidery - Specialist in machine embroidery of logos and designs on garments. Details of service, product range and order form.
Friends of Old Station Park, Horwich - Includes news, events, park history and photos.
Horwich St Marys Junior Football Club - News, history, results, fixtures, tables, events, and links. Members of the Bolton Boys Federation.
Horwich RMI Harriers - Formed in 1924, membership grew when Mike Short (British Fell champion on two occasions) became the catalyst for a successful spell attracting new members. Includes fixtures, results, club merchandise and photographs.
Horwich Prize Medal Morris Men - Traditional morris dancing group. Information on history, photographs, events and supporters club.
HigherCroft - Family owned vegetarian bed and breakfast with counselling and yoga. Includes photographs, maps, accommodation details and contact addresses.
Horwich St Mary - Junior football club. Committee, rules, code of conduct, tables, and contacts.
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(Usman Asif) "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. -- Paula Poundstone Horwich Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't natural. -- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's age. -- Modern Maturity "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) Horwich Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. -- H. L. Mencken I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. -- Dorothy Parker "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them. -- Richard Strauss, on conducting To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest. -- Ghandi Horwich I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon. - Bill Hirst "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends. -- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Horwich "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. Harry S. Truman I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) "Is man merely a mistake of God's? Or God merely a mistake of man's?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Horwich I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name." -- Mike Binder In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican. -- H. L. Mencken Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. -- Anonymous Horwich "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person must be fired. -- Conway's Law In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. -- Christopher Morley Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great. -- Anonymous Horwich Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure. -- Anonymous A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary. -- Thomas Carruthers You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. -- Pearl Williams Horwich The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. -- Clarence Darrow I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name." -- Mike Binder Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. -- Dr. Karl Menninger Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. -- Thomas Jones "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) Horwich Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. -- Anonymous I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do not allow Horwich "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. -- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos Horwich People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election. -- Otto von Bismarck "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks Horwich
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