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"In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Transport A man in the house is worth two in the street.
-- Mae West Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Transport
"Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another, 'What?! You too! Thought I was the only one.'" (Clive Staples Lewis) What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying "Your children are not your children. They are sons and daughters of life's longing for itself. They come through you but not from you. And though they are with you, they belong not to you. You may gi Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso Transport The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) A multiple personality is in a certain sense normal.
-- George H. Mead Transport
"It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what other men say in whole books--what other men do not say in whole books." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols) "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, Transport Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) Transport
Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
-- William Congreve Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Transport What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber "Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching." (Satchel Paige) Transport
When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
-- Ernest Hemingway "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Transport Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner Transport
"Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Transport Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Transport
Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill In great matters men show themselves as they wish to be seen; in small matters, as they are.
-- Gamaliel Bradford Transport A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
-- Dean Acheson Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries Transport
May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous Transport Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin Transport
Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde "Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." (Samuel Butler) Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills Transport Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau Transport
Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
-- Tom Lehrer "Mothers spend a lifetime excising from their sons the influence of their fathers." (Arthur Lotti) A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. Transport "In fact, most deaths are not tragic. Few people die because of a flaw in character, which is the essential element of tragedy. They just die." (John Chancellor, The News Business) Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Go away...I'm alright.
-- H. G. Wells, dying words Transport
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.
- Ludwig Wittgenstein If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Transport 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
-- Eugene McCarthy Transport
