USA Martial Arts Academy - Teaches several styles of Karate. Describes its courses and offers a self-defense video for children.
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
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He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
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The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
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Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
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When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
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Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
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Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
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- Frank Lloyd Wright Recreation and Sports
It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
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- Jimmy Durante Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce Recreation and Sports
True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
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When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
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-- Herbert Westren Turnbull "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) Recreation and Sports
