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"To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Half of the American people never read a newspaper.
Half never voted for President.
One hopes it is the same half.
-- Gore Vidal There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
-- Pancho Villa, dying words Transport "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of
hers.
-- Anonymous "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Transport
To love another person is to see the face of God.
-- Lyric from Les Miserables "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Transport "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
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"There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. Honor's a thing too subtle for wisdom; if honor lie in eating, he's right honorable.
-- Beaumont, Francis Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey Transport "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver Transport
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast Transport We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Transport
Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb Transport Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince Transport
Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant Transport One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) Transport
"If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell Transport Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy
the waking hours much more.
-- Woody Allen Transport
All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and Transport When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Transport
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey Transport You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats Transport
What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) "I like boring things." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) Transport "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) All you need is love.
-- The Beatles, song title "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Transport
It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs I hate mankind, for I think myself to be one of them, and I know how bad I am.
-- Samuel Johnson When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Transport To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Transport
