You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs Travel and Tourism
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
-- Charles Pierce "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Travel and Tourism Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
-- Mae West A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower Travel and Tourism
"Kill a man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conquerer. Kill everyone, and you are a god." (Jean Rostand) To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Travel and Tourism "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Travel and Tourism
"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway Travel and Tourism If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
-- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) "Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck." (George Sanders, suicide note) Travel and Tourism
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat
guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen Travel and Tourism Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
therefore congenial to it.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Travel and Tourism
"Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- Samuel Johnson There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Travel and Tourism Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.
-- David Starr Jordan We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Travel and Tourism
Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can
only read the title.
-- Virginia Woolf A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Travel and Tourism Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Travel and Tourism
"Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Travel and Tourism Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item.
-- Anonymous "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man." (George Bernard Shaw) Travel and Tourism
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
doing spying.
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an i "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan We do not remember days; we remember moments.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours Travel and Tourism
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison Travel and Tourism "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren't always good and
tomorrow aint as bad as it seems.
-- Billy Joel Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism
All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear." (Ambrose Redmoon) Travel and Tourism The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
- Martin Fraquhar Tupper Travel and Tourism
