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-- B. F. Skinner Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Middleton For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One
cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the
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A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche "In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Middleton Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Middleton
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) No, that is the great fallacy; the wisdom of old men. They do not grow wise. They grow careful." (Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell To Arms) The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson Middleton "The order of the world is always right - such is the judgment of God. For God has departed, but he has left his judgment behind, the way the Cheshire Cat left his grin." (Jean Baudrillard) "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Middleton
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Middleton It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant Middleton
Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.
-- Bette-Jane Raphael This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou Middleton Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost Middleton
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
- Robert Orben How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem "Pleasant words are a honeycomb, Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones." (Bible, Proverbs 16:24) Middleton "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I
believed in liberals...
-- G. K. Chesterton We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier Middleton
"In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Middleton "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams Middleton
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Middleton I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
-- William Butler Yeats, from "He wishes for the cloths of heaven" Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Middleton
Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer "The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Middleton Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright Middleton
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White Middleton There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.
-- Margaret Mead "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Middleton
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your
temper or self-confidence.
-- Robert Frost Middleton "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
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