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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) Arts and Entertainment A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo Arts and Entertainment
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Arts and Entertainment People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Arts and Entertainment
"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. Arts and Entertainment If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and
shorts for the last four years?
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated tele Arts and Entertainment
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Not much meat on her, but what's there is choice.
-- Spencer Tracy, about Katharine Hepburn "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer Arts and Entertainment We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves Arts and Entertainment
I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer Arts and Entertainment "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be Arts and Entertainment
Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. 'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
-- Alfred, Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam, 1850, line 27, stanza 4 Arts and Entertainment Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain
as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't
remember what My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Arts and Entertainment
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked
me in the cellar.
-- Anonymous Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West "The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Arts and Entertainment Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide Arts and Entertainment
"Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their
attitudes of mind.
-- William James When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with
the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover,
"Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Arts and Entertainment It is most unwise for people in love to marry.
-- George Bernard Shaw A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin Arts and Entertainment
Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good
reputation.
-- Oscar Wilde Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
-- Oscar Levant, to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo's fiancee Arts and Entertainment There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green Arts and Entertainment
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Arts and Entertainment Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Arts and Entertainment
"Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson Arts and Entertainment Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Arts and Entertainment
