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If the government wants people to respect the law, it should set a better example.
-- Anon. "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Health Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
- Thomas Jefferson Health
"I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Health Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a
lot less.
-- Brendon Behan Health
Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) Health "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) "Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) Where there is love there is life.
-- Gandhi Health
When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones Health blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Health
Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i "If you want a thing done well, do it yourself." (Napoleon Bonaparte) The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.
-- William Hazlitt The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford Health Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
capable of being.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Health
Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado Health Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Health
To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Health Youth is wasted on the young.
-- George Bernard Shaw Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell "Try not to have a good time ... This is supposed to be educational." (Charles Schultz) Health
"Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Launch out into the deep. One discovers by living in scorn of consequence.
-- Essie Summers Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Health Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Health
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
-- Kin Hubbard "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Health Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Health
Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon Health Universities incline wits to sophistry and affectation.
-- Francis Bacon Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Health
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you
get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a
"A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines
staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you
ask th Health "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Health
