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Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own
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I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
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-- G. K. Chesterton Basketball
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
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It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
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-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.
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Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
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It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
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Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are
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I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
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-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Basketball
Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
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