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I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Flying He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides Flying
We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
-- Agnes Repplier "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Flying "We have so little presumption that we should like to be known in the world, even to those who come after when we are no more. We have so little vanity that the esteem of five people, say six, amuses "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Flying
As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln Flying "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Flying
Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
- George Bernard Shaw No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) Flying In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Flying
I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Flying My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
philosopher.
- Socrates Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Flying
Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal What if it was cats who invented technology... would they have tv shows starring rubber sqeak
toys?
-- Douglas Coupland Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Flying The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw Flying
"Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley Flying Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Flying
Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God.
-- Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) Flying Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Flying
He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.
-- Confucius There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
-- Flannery O'Connor "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u "If you believe everything you read, you better not read." (Japanese Proverb) Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Flying A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Guitry A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Flying
"Of all mankind the great poet is the equable man." (Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, 1855) Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Flying The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Great Spirit, help me never to judge another until I have walked in his moccasins.
-- Sioux Indian Prayer Flying
your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
-- Lewis Grizzard Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Democracy is a form of government in which it is permitted to wonder aloud what the country
could do under first-class management.
-- Senator Soaper Flying "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker
room is the temple where they worship arrested development.
-- Russell Baker By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune Flying
