There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward Rugby No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.
-- Channing Pollack Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale Rugby
"Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Rugby The open-minded see the truth in different things: the narrow-minded see only the differences.
-- Author Unknown "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Rugby
A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
-- Anonymous Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being
brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-- Cynthia H Rugby Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Rugby
I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Rugby He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Rugby
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst Rugby Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Rugby
Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
- Albert Einstein Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Rugby He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
-- Paul Valery Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm Rugby
Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar Rugby I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) Rugby
I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller "In married life three is company and two is none." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Rugby You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I Rugby
In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
flattens the stomachs.
-- Barbara Howar Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Rugby When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) Rugby
blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein Rugby "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers Rugby
If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who,
doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a
machi "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Rugby The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) It ain't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.
-- Will Rogers Rugby
