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Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Business and Economy The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
great teacher inspires.
-- William Arthur Ward We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson Business and Economy
A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.
-- Baudelaire You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Business and Economy A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
-- Helen Rowland Business and Economy
The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Business and Economy "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti Business and Economy
When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado Business and Economy You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
-- Oliver Herford There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex Business and Economy
"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.
-- Charlie Chaplin I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Business and Economy If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. Business and Economy
Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Business and Economy "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce Business and Economy
blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Business and Economy Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Business and Economy
Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
-- Scott Adams, The Dilbert Principle Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley Business and Economy We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Business and Economy
It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
have beaten me together. They might have killed me, then. His sense of honor saved my life. I
didn' "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Business and Economy "Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 Business and Economy
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
Brutus loved Caesar.
-- Bill Moyers This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole Business and Economy Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.
-- Oscar Wilde I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon "What is most appealing about young folks, after all, is the changes, not the still photograph of finished character but the movie, the soul in flux." (Thomas Pynchon) Business and Economy
Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations "No one ever owns his youth or the women he loves." (Pedro Almodóvar, Live Flesh) He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Business and Economy Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating
influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the
commun Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Business and Economy
