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"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room
enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
-- Fred Allen To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) Education Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." (Mark Twain) My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley Education
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Education A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan Education
The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is
when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.
-- Marcel Achard Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor Education Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions.
-- Woody Allen Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Education
Beware you be not swallowed up in books! An ounce of love is worth a pound of knowledge.
-- John Wesley Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Education "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams Education
A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
-- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, 1962 The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
either way.
-- Bertrand Russell Education Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Education
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not
"Eureka!", but "That's funny..."
-- Isaac Asimov The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. Education A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Education
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Education I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins Education
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. I would have made a good Pope.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Education Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Education
blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley A straight line is the shortest in morals as in mathematics.
-- Maria Edgeworth Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett Education Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
this sense everything that comes from love is a miracle.
-- Marianne Williamson Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Education
"I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson Education You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams The better part of one's life consists of his friendships.
-- Abraham Lincoln Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
-- Londo Molari Education
"Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong." (Muhammad Ali) If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
history.
-- George Bernard Shaw One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Education When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Education
