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By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
-- Aesop Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Transport In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
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Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? Consequences, schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich!
-- Chuck Jones-directed cartoon A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C Transport Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
- Henry Louis Mencken It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
-- Mark Twain Transport
Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Transport I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Transport
If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken Transport "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Transport
"Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.
-- Ralph Mars "Yes, I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can find his way by moonlight, and see the dawn before the rest of the world." (Oscar Wilde) Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Transport "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje Transport
What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.
-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith Transport Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Transport
In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law "From the start, marriage was instituted for contemptible, practical reasons--an idea of men." (Catherine Deneuve) "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell Transport Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
-- Paula Poundstone And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses Transport
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
-- Steven Wright A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H. L. Mencken When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Transport To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom Transport
Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
- Irving Kristol Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
-- Abraham Lincoln Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Transport Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard Whatever you are, be a good one.
-- Abraham Lincoln Choose a wife by your ear than your eye.
-- Thomas Fuller, 1732 Transport
Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard Spinster: A bachelor's wife. "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
-- Albert Einstein Transport When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.
-- Alfred A. Knopf Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
-- Mark Twain Transport
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock Transport Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work.
-- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Transport
