Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has
come.
-- Victor Hugo Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous "A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." (Fred Allen) Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau Travel and Tourism "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Travel and Tourism
Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
next meal would come from.
-- Peter F. Drucker Travel and Tourism The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Travel and Tourism
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- King George V I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
-- Edward Chilton "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.
- Lao-Tzu Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell Travel and Tourism Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Travel and Tourism
Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker Cliches should be avoided like the plague.
-- Anon. Travel and Tourism When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.
-- Aristotle Travel and Tourism
"How wondrous familiar is a fool!" (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Travel and Tourism Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Travel and Tourism
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Travel and Tourism Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
-- Max Frisch In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not
allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating,
stealing, Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.
-- Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board Travel and Tourism
The story of a love is not important - what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps
the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
-- Helen Hayes Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero Travel and Tourism I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Travel and Tourism
"Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Travel and Tourism You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
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Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh It is always incomprehensible to a man that a woman should ever refuse an offer of marriage.
-- Jane Austen Infatuation is when you think that he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger,
as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is
when you r "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Travel and Tourism Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the
table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the
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Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
- Gail Godwin Travel and Tourism The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words Travel and Tourism
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
-- Clarence Darrow "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the
consequences.
-- Isadora Duncan We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Travel and Tourism If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Travel and Tourism
