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Romiley Primary School - Lists educational resources, work gallery, location and contact details.
Romiley Little Theatre - Small amateur drama society producing three main shows a year. Information about forthcoming productions, the company's history and how to join.
Romiley Literary Circle - Includes observations, reviews of books and contributions from members of Romiley Arts Federation.
Romiley Operatic Society - Amateur group dedicated to promoting performing arts. Details of performances, history, photos and local links.
New-Car-Discount Ltd - Discount car sales. Details of range, prices and company information.
Harrytown Catholic School - Provides a basic website containing contact and location details, curriculum resources and work gallery.
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(Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I date this girl for two years--and then the nagging starts: "I wanna know your name." -- Mike Binder Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage. -- Benjamin Franklin The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi Romiley To keep your marriage brimming With love in the marriage cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it, Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time. -- inside of a Pepsi cap Imagination is the highest kite one can fly. -- Lauren Bacall Romiley Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing they die earlier. -- H. L. Mencken "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and the Every flower must grow through dirt. -- Anonymous Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea. -- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Romiley Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." 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