If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Sale Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
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-- George Santayana Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
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Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Silence is argument carried out by other means.
-- Ernesto "Che" Guevara Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
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-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
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-- Virginia Woolf "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
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To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Sale Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill Sale
"Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.
-- Peter De Vries "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp Sale I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Miracles occur naturally as expressions of love. The real miracle is the love that inspires them. In
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"Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous Sale I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Sale
It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
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- Charlie Chaplin Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
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"Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in the womb?" (Trey Parker) By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers Men have become the tools of their tools.
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as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor.
-- Joseph Addison Never practice two vices at once.
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Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Sale There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
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It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks Sale The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
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May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
-- Kin Hubbard "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
- Mel Brooks Sale The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
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