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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 "When you have nothing to say, say nothing." (Charles Caleb Colton) Salford "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't. -- Borge The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper Salford
Man and wife make one fool. Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins blah "You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." (Milton Berle) "The bite of conscience, like the bite of a dog into a stone, is a stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The world has achieved brilliance without conscience. Ours is a world of nuclear giants and
ethical infants.
-- General Omar Bradley Salford Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
-- James Graham A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer Salford
The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (1925-1996), father of supercomputing Salford A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend upon the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz Salford
"Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under." (Henry Louis Mencken) The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Salford Obedience is the gateway through which knowledge, yes, and love, too, enter the mind of the
child.
-- Anne Sullivan I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw Salford
Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
family does too.
-- Anonymous Salford Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Salford
Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft...and the only one that can be mass
produced with unskilled labor.
-- Wernher von Braun The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
-- Iris Murdoch "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Salford "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g "A girl can wait for the right man to come along, but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones." (Cher) More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Salford
Every child is born a genius.
-- R. Buckminster Fuller "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you produce
intelligence.
-- Philo Vance Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
-- James Reston Salford In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Salford
"I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between.
-- David Letterman "He who cannot give anything away cannot feel anything either." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Salford In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti "I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mou Salford
"When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at Salford There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at
heart, you can't take part. And you've got to put your body upon the gears and upon the wheels,
upon the lev Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens Salford
"He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Salford If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin Salford
Love me or hate me, but spare me your indifference.
-- Libbie Fudim I'm not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
-- Calvin Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Salford Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb Salford
