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Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and
discipline.
-- Michel de Montaigne Stalybridge I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
-- Joan Borysenko Stalybridge
This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Stalybridge Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats.
-- English Proverb A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell Stalybridge
The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
-- Aldous Huxley Stalybridge Music is the art of thinking with sounds.
-- Jules Combarieu "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain Stalybridge
.. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
myself, for a characteristic aversion to brutal sounds, and for the need to keep silent for long
per Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
bre "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato Stalybridge A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking.
-- Martin H. Fischer If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Stalybridge
"One pretty good definition of college is that it's a place where people are made to read difficult books." (Jonathan Franzen) "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
-- G. K. Chesterton "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Stalybridge "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated by
committee meetings.
-- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator, 1994 "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) Stalybridge
"Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
pain "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. Stalybridge "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Stalybridge
blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Stalybridge In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work What we anticipate seldom occurs: but what we least expect generally happens.
-- Benjamin Disraeli The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Stalybridge
While we are postponing, life speeds by.
- Seneca (3BC - 65AD) If we let people see that kind of thing, there would never again be any war.
-- Pentagon official, on why US military censored graphic footage from the Gulf War Man and wife make one fool. "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne Stalybridge Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley Stalybridge
A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel Stalybridge Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb "When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one." (Helen Rowland) Stalybridge
"No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.
- definition of happiness by John F. Kennedy The average person thinks he isn't.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.
-- J. Heller Stalybridge A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
-- Groucho Marx America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to
degeneration without the usual intervention of civilization.
-- George Clemenceau Stalybridge
A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny.
-- Gloria Vanderbilt Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais Stalybridge The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
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