Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Recreation and Sports Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five
isn't bad.
-- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell Recreation and Sports
Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli "A true friend stabs you in the front." (Oscar Wilde) Recreation and Sports People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.
-- Walter Savage Landor "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it
doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever
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A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
-- Al Capp Recreation and Sports If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of
something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than
cocaine.
You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers Our marriage would have worked if we hadn't lived together.
-- Joan Thompson Recreation and Sports
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
-- Harry S. Truman Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe This is the fourth?
-- Thomas Jefferson, dying words Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch Recreation and Sports "An able man shows his spirit by gentle words and resolute actions; he is neither hot nor timid." (Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield, 4th earl of) In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to
take away.
- Antoine de Saint Exupery Recreation and Sports
Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today?
--Loesje When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb He who awaits much can expect little.
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Recreation and Sports A man's reach should exeed his grasp, or else what's a heaven for?
-- Robert Browning Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman Recreation and Sports
"The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none." (Thomas Carlyle, 1795-1881) Children should be like waffles--you should be able to throw the first one away.
-- Mary Alice Messenger Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset Recreation and Sports Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
- Saint Augustine "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one Recreation and Sports
Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one
thing.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Genius without education is like silver in the mine." (Benjamin Franklin) I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Recreation and Sports True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Recreation and Sports
Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) Recreation and Sports Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it Recreation and Sports
I just want what every married woman wants, someone besides her husband to sleep with.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Nothing that was worthy in the past departs; no truth or goodness realized by man ever dies, or
can die.
-- Thomas Carlyle Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Marriage is a rest period between romances. Recreation and Sports blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one Recreation and Sports
Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Recreation and Sports Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) Recreation and Sports
"The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow
extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Recreation and Sports Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
-- Billy Sunday Recreation and Sports
