I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. Transport If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils "Every act of violence increases the recruitment of terrorists. Iraq has been turned into a base of terror." (Noam Chomsky, from The Toronto Star, March 23, 2004) "You make 'em, I amuse 'em." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, on children) Transport
Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. Transport Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) Transport
"If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true.
-- Richard Bach In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton Transport I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric Transport
"No one lies so boldly as the man who is indignant." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise "Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince "If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, Transport Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Transport
"There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) If ever two were one, then surely we.
If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.
-- Anne Bradstreet Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) Transport In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a
natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend Transport
"To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) Transport The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest till it has gained a hearing.
-- Sigmund Freud We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin Trust, but verify.
-- Ronald Reagan Transport
Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door.
-- Emily Dickinson A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-- Walter Winchell "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell Transport Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called
marriage.
-- James Holt McGavran The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol Transport
I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.
-- Colin Greene "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Transport Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous Transport
Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a
thing to be acheived.
-- William Jennings Bryant "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Transport blah "Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the form of kings to govern him? To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. Transport
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed.
-- Clifton Fadiman We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Transport He who has lost honor can lose nothing more.
-- Publilius Syrus This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Transport
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 In the case of good books, the point is not to see how many of them you can get through, but how
many can get through to you.
-- Mortimer J. Adler The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West Transport "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless Transport
