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The Hope Church - A Newfrontiers church run in partnership with the Message Trust. Details of church life, Alpha, students and church history. Meets at Grosvenor Road primary school.

Swinton Leisure Centre - With snooker, pool, American 9 ball, fitness gym and indoor bowling club. Details of facilities, location map and local links.

Swinton North Labour Party - Includes information on the branch, wards, election results, newsletter and local links.

Dorma - Home furnishing specialists and manufacturers of a range of bedlinen. Searchable stockist database and brochure request form.

CBL Garage Doors Ltd - Offer supply and installation of garage doors. Includes product range and contact details.

Childminder - OFSTED registered childminder with details of hours, vacancies, facilities and services.

Classic Driveways - Domestic and commercial driveways and concrete surfaces. Includes company profile and portfolio.

Nova Security - Installers of electronic protection against theft, unwanted visitors and fire. Contains company profile and contact details.

Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are capable of being. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace. -- Amelia Earhart May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better. -- George Bird Evans Swinton I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house. -- Jean Ke It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching. -- St. Francis of Assisi Swinton Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing. -- Salvador Dali There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage -- Martin Luther A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife. -- Edgar Watson Howe "If there is something to pardon in everything, there is also something to condemn." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Will to Power, 1888) Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes. -- Norman Douglas Swinton "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it. -- Woodrow Wyatt If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be closed for any other business. -- Abraham Lincoln Swinton English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life. -- Christopher Morley Cliches should be avoided like the plague. -- Anon. Swinton Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first. -- Cesare Pavese Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done. -- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Swinton You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now. -- Ha Hell is other people. - Jean-Paul Sartre Life is the flower for which love is the honey. -- Victor Hugo Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. -- Anonymous Go away...I'm alright. -- H. G. Wells, dying words Swinton We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough? - Niels Bohr Friends applaud, the Comedy is over. -- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words "I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Swinton I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead. -- Mark Twain "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years. -- Anonymous "It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness. -- Friedrich Nietzsch Swinton "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper. -- Unknown history student Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them. -- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Swinton When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby. -- Nigerian Proverb "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates Biography lends to death a new terror. -- Oscar Wilde The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to substitutes is one of life's major mysteries. -- Iris Murdoch Swinton Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes. -- Norman Douglas Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead. -- Euripides I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. - Ian L. Fleming Swinton "Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses. -- Anon. "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Swinton Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality. -- Theodor Reik There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for. -- Fred Hoyle Maybe this world is another planet's hell. -- Aldous Huxley Swinton "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Use your own best judgment at all times. -- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them. Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. -- Rose Franken Swinton You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. -- Al Capone Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. -- George Bernard Shaw The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one is. -- Arnold Bennett Swinton I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it. -- Groucho Marx As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them. -- Oscar Wilde "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. -- Buddha "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) Swinton The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn. -- Cicero Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. -- Tom Robbins I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues Swinton "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. -- Buddha A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's reall Swinton "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people. -- Oscar Wilde I criticize by creation - not by finding fault. - Cicero Swinton Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust. -- Grover Cleveland Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's chara Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. -- Sigmund Freud Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man. -- Thomas Carlyle There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the imagination. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Swinton The empires of the future are the empires of the mind. -- Winston Churchill You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist. -- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Marriage is a rest period between romances. 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