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"We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
- Samuel Palmer Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Taxis Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
-- Abraham Lincoln The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H.L. Mencken Taxis
You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
-- Jonson, Ben The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short Taxis The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a
well remembered door.
-- Heywood Brown Taxis
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Taxis He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf Taxis
"Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" "To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig Taxis Prejudice is the child of ignorance.
-- William Hazlitt Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen I want to die in my sleep like my friend.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his
car.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Taxis
"I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject,
when it seemed to me to be nothing but a monotonous and sordid succession of robber baron
scumbags dev "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Taxis "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) If it were weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
-- Rodney Dangerfield Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
holding pattern over Philadelphia.
-- Judith Viorst Taxis
"He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley In the blithe days of honeymoon,
With Kate's allurements smitten,
I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
Taxis I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
- Henry David Thoreau Taxis
If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Taxis "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Taxis
My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin.
-- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Taxis "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get
money from it.
-- Stephen Leacock "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) Taxis
Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon Taxis A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde Whining is not only graceless, but can be dangerous. It can alert a brute that a victim is in the
neighborhood.
-- Maya Angelou Taxis
Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde Generations to come will find it difficult to believe that a man such as Gandhi ever walked the
face of this earth.
-- Albert Einstein "It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company." (George Washington) Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet Taxis Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous Taxis
Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter.
-- N. D. Stice The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf Taxis A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your
girdle when your hips stick.
-- Ogden Nash What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot Taxis
