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Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.
-- Vince Lombardi Tyldesley It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and around the hands and feet of the man. I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S Tyldesley
I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde Facts are the enemy of truth.
- Don Quixote - Man of La Mancha Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa Tyldesley "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) Tyldesley
blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can
write better.
- A. J. Liebling Tyldesley When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Tyldesley
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha I hate work. That's why I got married.
-- Peg Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Tyldesley "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio Tyldesley
Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
-- Mae West "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) Tyldesley Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Tyldesley
"To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
-- Oscar Wilde Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all Tyldesley In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life Tyldesley
Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.
-- Alec Bourne, A Doctor's Creed The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic Tyldesley To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky Tyldesley
"The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Tyldesley "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Life is a great big canvas; throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye Tyldesley
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
-- Aaron Levenstein I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin!
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen Tyldesley Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. Love is friendship set on fire.
- Jeremy Taylor Tyldesley
Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
to what I call the 'ready-aim-aim-aim-aim syndrome.' You must be willing to fire.
-- Gen. George Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford "If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world." (Blaise Pascal) Tyldesley "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
-- ROBERT FROST I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Tyldesley
Work is a four-letter word.
-- The Smiths (Morrissey) "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac Tyldesley Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Tyldesley
