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An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. "I never learned from a man who agreed with me." (Robert A. Heinlein) "For how can one know color in perpetual green, and what good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness?" (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
contests, but they keep the crowd's attention.
-- Anonymous Uppermill "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
- Aristotle "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Uppermill
There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to
learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
-- Michel de Montaigne When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask
is a chance."
-- Anon. When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Uppermill Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton Uppermill
"I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Crime like death is not confined to the old and withered alone. The youngest and fairest are too often its chosen victims." (Charles Dickens, 1812-70, Oliver Twist) I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen Uppermill You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa Uppermill
The limits of my language means the limits of my world.
-- Ludwig Wittgenstein Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not
mean his maker, but himself.
-- Dean Inge The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) Uppermill Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
Almighty God! I know not what course others may take but as for me; give me liberty or give me
de Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Uppermill
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg "Well begun is half done." (Aristotle) As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton Uppermill "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb Uppermill
"If a man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles, or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad, hard-beaten road to his house, After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Uppermill I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
-- John F. Kennedy Uppermill
Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. The less their ability, the more their conceit.
Ahad HaAm We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Uppermill Is there life before death?
-- Belfast Graffito There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Uppermill
"Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the
imagination.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
-- Georges Danton, to his executioner Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Uppermill If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Uppermill
"If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence Uppermill Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden Uppermill
Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd "I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats." (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK) "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill Uppermill "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.
- W.B. Prescott Uppermill
Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins Uppermill "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) Uppermill
