"Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) "The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it." (Abbie Hoffman) Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) He that would have the fruit must climb the tree.
-- Thomas Fuller, M.D. Walshaw Good-bye. I am leaving because I am bored.
-- George Saunders - last words If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) Walshaw
Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
-- Tom Robbins It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. The great art of life is sensation, to feel that we exist, even in pain.
-- Lord Byron Walshaw This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more
they possess.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Walshaw
An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up
something appropriate and do it.
-- E. W. Howe "Treat a man as he is, and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he could be, and he will become what he should be." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson Walshaw In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein "I never resist temptation, because I have found that things that are bad for me do not tempt me." (George Bernard Shaw) Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless Walshaw
Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney Walshaw Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Walshaw
Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
- Mahatma Gandhi Walshaw "Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something." (Plato, 427 BC-348) He who limps is still walking.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright Walshaw
"Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life.
-- Alvin Toffler "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.
-- Bertrand Russell Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Walshaw "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James Walshaw
"The dancer's body is simply the luminous manifestation of the soul." (Isadora Duncan) "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous Walshaw I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White Walshaw
"Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach A hippo does not have a sting in its tail, but a wise man would still rather be sat on by a bee.
-- Polish proverb Walshaw blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.
-- John Galsworthy No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington Walshaw
"All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
-- Albert Einstein I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all
the time. That would be hypocrisy.
-- Oscar Wilde "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) Walshaw Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it.
-- Tom Robbins Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn
themselves to a life of vinegar.
-- Countess of Blessington A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Walshaw
That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Jealousy is the only vice that gives no pleasure.
-- Anonymous Walshaw Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) Walshaw
In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Walshaw "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Walshaw
