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playDRUMS - Details of professional musician and composer Michael Richard Walker. Includes information on lessons, technical consultancy, session playing and biography.
Westhoughton Folk Club - Awarded "BBC Folk Club of the Year 2000". Provides a guest list, directions, reviews, and related links.
The Rotary Club of Westhoughton - Details of events, community work, speakers, charities supported and local information.
Westhoughton Rangers Junior Football Club - News, results, fixtures, teams, and photographs. Members of the Bolton Boys Federation.
Westhoughton Motorcycle Club - Family club offering regular runs and camping events. Includes calendar, bulletin board, photos, news and gossip.
Westhoughton Lions Amateur Rugby League Club - Details of fixtures, results, teams, sponsors, newsletter and location map.
Mark Forrest and Co - Suppliers of UPVC conservatories, replacement doors and windows, garages, greenhouses and cane furniture. Information on product range and location.
Westhoughton Athletic Football Club - Details of fixtures, results, players and message board.
The Greyhound Gunners - Ladies football team. Includes award winning match day programme, news, profiles and photographs.
Yoyodyne Web Design - Web design services. Includes sample sites and contact information.
Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illumines it. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. -- Dale Carnegie My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. -- Lenny Bruce The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. -- Albert Einstein You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip. -- Jonathan Carroll, Outside Westhoughton All that is gold does not glitter. Not all those who wander are lost; -- J.R.R. Tolkein "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) "Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?" (Josef Stalin) Westhoughton Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. -- F. M. Knowles Destiny is not a matter of chance; but a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, It is a thing to be acheived. -- William Jennings Bryant You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. - Sacha Guitry I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one more letter she'd have to remember. -- Shecky Greene "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Westhoughton "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. -- Benjamin Disraeli Westhoughton Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward. -- Patricia Sampson Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. -- Groucho Marx The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed. -- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. -- William Temple The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper. -- Smith & Jones Westhoughton Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. -- Josh Billings Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the commun There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa Westhoughton your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of them become real as you can. -- Frank W. Woolworth When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus. -- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner. -- Amy Bloom Westhoughton It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are difficult. -- Seneca He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job. -- Anonymous Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Westhoughton I didn't accept it. I received it. -- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above weakness "I have no special gift; I am only passionately curious." (Albert Einstein) You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald spot. -- Elayne Boosler The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant. -- Salvador Dali Westhoughton We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us. -- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Give me a museum and I'll fill it. -- Pablo Picasso Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. -- Mother Teresa Westhoughton Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency. - Lewis Perelman The important thing is not to stop questioning. -- Albert Einstein When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the 2 will hover, I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. - A. J. Liebling I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. -- Thomas Edison Westhoughton Every calling is great when greatly pursued. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married. -- George Bernard Shaw "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day; if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life." (Anonymous) Westhoughton Men have become the tools of their tools. -- Henry David Thoreau In medieval times, people thought that evil spirits could enter a person through an open mouth. These days they more often leave that way. -- David Deckert It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion. -- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. -- Adlai Stevenson "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) Westhoughton It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned. -- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the commun Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. -- Oscar Wilde Westhoughton your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. "The evil that is in the world almost always comes of ignorance, and good intentions may do as much harm as malevolence if they lack understanding." (Albert Camus) "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true. -- Neils Bohr Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend." -- Anonymous Westhoughton I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball. -- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted. -- Albert Einstein There is no sincerer love than the love of food. -- George Bernard Shaw Westhoughton To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest. -- Ghandi "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) "Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Westhoughton Hark, the Herald Tribune sings, Advertising wondrous things! -- Tom Lehrer "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news. -- Bertolt Brecht Westhoughton "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) When ideas fail, words come in very handy. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe More than kisses, letters mingle souls. -- John Donne Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric. -- Bertrand Russell Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship. -- Harry S. Truman Westhoughton If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure? -- Harry Shearer "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) Whatever you are, be a good one. -- Abraham Lincoln Westhoughton The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment. -- Robert Hutchins, Great Books, 1954 Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words. -- Fr. Jerome Cummings Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top. -- Ed Abbey "A friendship that exacts oneness of opinion and conduct is not worth much." (Mohandas Gandhi, In Search of the Supreme) Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it. -- Josephus Daniels Westhoughton "If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear." (George Orwell) Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. When one find's oneself in a hole of one's own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of the workmanship. -- John Renmerde Westhoughton
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