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- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Business and Economy Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
-- Mae West "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Man and wife make one fool. Business and Economy
If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
-- Emiliano Zapata Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt Business and Economy The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Business and Economy
Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple, learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a
dozen.
-- John Steinbeck I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman "Paper should be edible, nutritious. Inks used for printing or writing should have delicious flavors. Magazines or newspapers read at breakfast should be eaten for lunch. Instead of throwing one's mai Business and Economy Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings The only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein' big enough to keep his mouth
shut, to step back and see where his wife is wrong.
-- Archie Bunker, character on "All in the Family, The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Business and Economy
Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) You've achieved success in your field when you don't know whether what you're doing is work or
play.
-- WARREN BEATTY Business and Economy A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Sometimes you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
-- Jerry Garcia If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
-- Abraham Lincoln Business and Economy
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
- Jimmy Durante Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Business and Economy Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine Business and Economy
It is a product of Einstein's genius -- taking a commonplace observation, combining it with some
simple imaginary experiments, and arriving at a revolutionary conclusion.
-- Clifford M. Wills, 1986 Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger I think of my wife and I think of Lot, and I think of the lucky break he got. Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder To write a good love letter, you ought to begin without knowing what you mean to say, and to
finish without knowing what you have written.
-- Jean Jacques Rousseau Business and Economy Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of
the world.
- George Washington Carver We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities,
talents, direction, missions, callings.
-- Abraham Maslow Business and Economy
"Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) It is not good enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well.
-- Rene Descartes The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Success is just a matter of attitude.
-- Darcy E. Gibbons Business and Economy Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd "Excellence is in the details. Give attention to the details and excellence will come." (Perry Paxton) The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Business and Economy
"I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.
-- Winston Churchill Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Business and Economy "Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." (William Shakespeare, Twelfth Night, II:5) The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline
luggage.
-- Mark Russell "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) Business and Economy
"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously u In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that
no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
-- Paul Dirac People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Business and Economy Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers What sets worlds in motion is the interplay of differences, their attractions and repulsions; life is
plurality, death is uniformity.
-- Octavio Paz The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine Business and Economy
"No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
-- Lewis Grizzard "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) Marriage is the sole cause of divorce. Unfortunately, the media have trouble distinguishing between real science and propaganda
cross-dressed as science.
-- Linda Bowles, political columnist Business and Economy All courage is a form of constancy. It is always himself that a coward abandons first. After this all
other betrayals come.
-- Cormac McCarthy blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Business and Economy
"The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein Business and Economy There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
to the world.
-- Antonio Machado "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) "Fools rush in where angels fear to tread." (Alexander Pope) Business and Economy
