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Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of
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-- Frank W. Woolworth The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.
-- George Crane Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent
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-- Anonymous A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton Health They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "Out to lunch - Think it over." The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Lily Tomlin Health
If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
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-- Indira Gandhi For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken Health We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
-- Mme de Staël I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Health
Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on
a date.
-- Caroline Rhea Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.
-- Doug MacLeod The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus Health The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle A witty saying proves nothing.
- Voltaire What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.
-- Abraham Lincoln Health
"Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning
it.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara Health We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry Now comes the mystery.
-- Henry Ward Beecher, dying words, March 8, 1887 "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Health
"I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with
the wish to teach himself.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show War is a profession by which a man cannot live honorably; an employment by which the soldier, if
he would reap any profit, is obliged to be false, rapacious, and cruel.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Health The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten.
-- Mark Twain .. I am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit, for a greater control over
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I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright "I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself." (Dr. Ferdinand Porsche) For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril Health Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero Health
"I know that God won't give me more trouble than I can handle ... but sometimes I wish he wouldn't trust me so much." (Mother Teresa) Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Health I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Health
"In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may Health "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do." (Anonymous) "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West Health
During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard The mistakes are all waiting to be made.
- chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower (1887-1956) on the game's opening position "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde Health Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) Health
Luck is the residue of design.
- Branch Rickey - former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
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-- George Bernard Shaw "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Health
The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) Health The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
- Friedrich Nietzsche "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Health
